Thursday, June 21, 2007

Family Guy and Notice to Women (12/03/07)

Family Guy: Stop rehashing old jokes; and if you do? At least rephrase them. You make my eyes cry blood with your lack of ingenuity.

Women: Stop being lying, cheating, psychotic bitches. Seriously. You fuckers complain when we men have porn on our computers, phones, in our DVD collection… when all the while you fuckers have ungodly amounts of pictures of your ex’s wang! Sounds funny, right? Wrong. Not when their dicks resemble single celled organism. If he’s that small, I must have a penis so microscopic that even the Hubble Space Telescope struggles to keep it in visual range.

From ten mm away!

Therefore I have decided to remove every woman’s womb via the use of an old, rusty, metallic coat hanger… through their fucking mouths.

All women must choke on my microscopic penis.

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

they won't even point the hubble at the moon to prove that there is actually an american flag on it......why would they point it at your dick? lol

11:00 pm  
Blogger Thump said...

My dick is more important then the Amerifags.

2:52 am  

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