Toobis? Fat fuck who has his head up his expansive anus

Now, recently a good friend who is part of the 'internet terrorist organisation' known as 'LUE' quoted something this fat fuck mentioned in one of his rants. For your own mental safety I will not link to his website as suicide may indeed become a rather large, and incredibly tempting option. Apparantly, Toobis inspired all of those blog type rant websites (See Maddox). O rly? NO. For the love of christ, anybody to take anything this fucker has to say serious has severe mental problems.

I've been wondering whether or not he's running a joke site... everytime I read one of his posts (Which usually involves bolded, italicised and capitalised words) it leads me to thinking it is a real site, full of real opinions... eugh. He said he'd been having DEATHTHREATS left on his voicemail ON, I mean ON his CELL PHONE! I swear, if his posts continue, I'm going to go to Canada and force him to drink crates of Slim Fast. Infact, no. I'll make him drink one a day. He'll either starve to death or get incredibly skinny. Either way it's a win for the 'internet terrorist organisation' known as 'LUE'.

It's wonderful. I'm part of an 'internet terrorist organisation'. It really gives you a warm fuzzy feeling inside. Remember, kiddies. LUE is privatised! If you want to be part of an 'internet terrorist organisation' you're going to have to join LUE2 (No, you aren't getting the link to that either because it's sickening). Sadly enough, he either genuinely believes that he is the voice of a nation, or he knows that he's a complete and utter cocksucker capable of basic thought.

Possibly both.

Now really, he thinks that the American army is a bunch of retards trained to shoot weapons. No, not Delta Force. Delta Force is a bunch of Rednecks trained to shoot weapons (Half of them know how to anyway). He said to join the American army you'd have to have the brain of a retard (But apparantly NOT even the American army would sink that LOW!). I wonder... what would happen if the Americans stopped watching over the Canadians?

I hope somebody would walk into Canada and shoot Toobis in the head. Just for the fun of it. Now, I know quite a bit about Canada as a country, and it isn't a bad place, apparantly. With the Americans watching the military side of life, that leaves Canada to deal with issues 'more close to home'. Like simple political issues etc. From what I've heard a lot of Canadians don't even sleep with their doors locked! Lets take full advantage of that and use it to shoot Toobis in the head.

He also repeatedly calls Americans racist. Canadians, however are the cream of the crop! Those nasty Americans just keep being nasty to the big, fat man! So what does he do? Instead of saying "So the Americans are racist towards Canadians..." he decides to say "THOSE damn AMERICANS don't even know WHAT us Canadians HAVE DONE for THEM" and then goes off on a rant about why America sucks. Shut the fuck up.

Really, I don't even reccomend visiting his website. It's the most annoying and downright stupid website you'll ever come across. He has too many contradictions in his website to make it even readable (I mean like Oxymoron style contradictions, y'know, painfully obvious?). Anyway, yeah. I'm part of a terrorist group and Toobis is a fat fuck with his head inserted in his expansive anal orifice.

End discussion.