A lot of you fuckers have been emailing me...

And I've noticed that a lot of you are intrigued as to where I came up with the name of this blog. Well, it isn't some deep ramblings of my mind, that's for certain. It most certainly isn't an overcomplicated, pseudo-intellectual observation of our worlds culture, nor does it have anything to do with politics... so where did it come from, you ask?

Here.

See that? An essay, written by Albert Einstein. As I've stated many times before, this was originally intended as a gaming blog, nothing more. However the end of the first post determined the fate of it. It was actually originally called "Memoirs of the Golden Games" or some homoerotic shit like that.

Shortly after making that first post and giggling at almost anything (it was getting late at this point), I came across that essay and then decided to create a semi-parody of a great work.

Then that idea went out the window and the shitstorm you see before your eyes today came about. This blog is, in general, random as hell. For no reason, really. It's random because it be. It's random because I can be, no other purpose. Sure, I thought of doing parodies of the regular emo blog, but like that shit hasn't been done before, and besides; I lack the comedy for parody writing.

I'm lazy, so I'm not writing anymore. Fuck off.

"I don't care, I'd still fuck Britney Spears" has been removed.

Because of this idiot, I deleted the post, draft and even the comments from that idiot troll.

To the troll: I'm very sorry, I hope you feel it necessary to reply to another of my posts to enlarge your e-penis. I mean, shit, I could do with a laugh (And if you are from b0g, you can only be one of two people).

Blind Guardian... again.

So, some of you will remember my 'Thump "does" London' post. Well, fortunately for you fuckers, I got curious while searching for stage techniques and came across this. If you don't want to click, that's entirely up to you, but for the curious it is a couple of recordings of the gig on YouTube. Sadly, most (if not all) of them were all filmed on camera phone, but it still fucking rocks... because it's Blind Guardian.

And yes, Lisa, it does include "The Bards Song (In the Forest)" where I will happily admit that I cried during.

1. Click second link.
2. Click the first link on the YouTube page.
3. Click "Back" on your browser.
4. Click second link on YouTube page.
5. Continue until all links have been exhausted and you are envious of me.

But right now you need to GOGOGO!

So, the new educational year has began.

Yes, that's right! I'm back at college! A new year, new people, new faces... new idiots. So, the Intermediate Music Program was split into two groups simply because there is too many people. So, after being split into group 1 and 2, we were then split into bands. Great!

Not really...

We were split into groups dependant on our taste in music, the metalheads in one group, pop-rockers in another, grunge/classical rock in another and of course, then comes the Techies... which is basically just electronic music. I don't get it, I'm a metalhead and I can't play with the synths? Bullshit.

Anyways, the metalheads ended up with two drummers, three guitarists and two vocalists. However I've decided to drop the guitar and move up to just vocals... because the other girl can't sing at all... at least not the songs we've chosen. You want to know what songs we've chosen? I'll split this into hardcore songs (Songs I chose) and non-hardcore songs (Songs I just agreed with to keep peace).

Hardcore Songs

1. Buckethead - Power Rangers Theme

I only chose this because it was the PR theme and everybody knows it rocks harder then rock. I did not want it because Buckethead wrote it.

2. Motley Crue - Home Sweet Home

Because it fucking rocks.

Non-Hardcore Songs

1. Pantera - Cemetary Gates

Meh, like the song, but don't want to fuck it up.

2. Metallica - Creeping Death

Eh...

So yeah, that's the list. Not sure how I'm going to sing Power Rangers without bursting into hysterics, though. I'm looking forward to Motley Crue, love the song and it's right within my range... but the other two? Eh. Pantera I like (as I said), but shit... I don't want to pull a LaBrie on it.

Let's just not talk about Metallica, if that's alright by you... I really don't want to depress myself.

Yeah, I can't be bothered to type up anymore so fuck the punchline.

Moral: Wishful thinking can be harmful.