Because I fucking can.

I'm sitting in bed thinking about everything which occured today. Yes, for those non-believers of you, I am sitting in bed typing in this uber cool blog. Why? Because I fucking can, bitch.

I also cut my wrists the other day listening to My Chemical Romance. It was uber cool because I was bleeding and shit. Why? Because I fucking can, bitch.

I'm listening to DragonForce - Heart of a Dragon. Why? Because I fucking can, bitch.

I also don't buy music, games, software or eBooks. Why? Because I fucking can, bitch.

I'm the first heterosexual gay. Why? Because I fucking can, bitch.

I shot John Fitzgerald Kennedy. Why? Because he's a terrible poker player and because I fucking can, bitch.

I had sexual intercourse with eighteen albino midgets at the same time. Why? Because I fucking can, bitch.

I am the only man on earth ever to have sexual intercourse with eighteen albino midgets at the same time. Why? Because I fucking can, bitch.

I have an erection. Why? Because I'm talking dirty, that's why.

I know this is probably getting really annoying now but I'm not going to stop. Why? Because I fucking can, bitch.

I am the first ever living person to ever be treated with Riga Mortis. Why? Because I'm a freak :(